", "If you know what's good for ya, you will run! Yeah, why dont ya come over and say that to my face, tough guy? The BLU Medic's neck bone is replaced with a spring. [whispered] Just in case. Hey hey! () Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! Soldier: "Then, he used his fight money [The Soldier unhooks two grenades from his belt, one in each hand.]. I gotta close up Hell. It's sorta like making a. ", "Do not get cocky, men, even though we have every reason to be! Hey, when you go back to Earth, make sure you tell everybody I'm the Devil now. The one where he screams and bangs his helmet with a shovel. Other team! Just be solid already. You can have it back next game! Okay, I'm back. Come out! He thrusts his weapon in the air and laughs triumphantly as a rocket heads towards him from off screen]. That's not me talking, that's Tom Jones. He's choking on a bottle of moldy deer poop. ", [The Soldier runs up to the Sentry gun and rocket jumps onto a pipe, both destroying the Sentry and killing the Engineer in the process. You are all daisies and I will plant your sorry asses in my war garden! ", "There are many like it, but this one is mine! Soldier later devised a plan of revenge in Doom-Mates by trashing Merasmus' home and evicting him. The both of us. I'm gonna headbutt ya! Medic | Heavy: [Referring to a large mining cart, containing a nuclear bomb] Push little wagon! And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! [typing sounds, buzzer sound] No! Take your voodoo back to Canada! Administrator: [first wave of robots starting in Mann vs. Machine mode] They're here! ", "Someone jumps at me, they're hitting the ground in pieces! Soldier, still have that stupid wizard for a roommate? The BLU Sniper Gaming Heads is proud to introduce the fourth in our 12 inch Team Fortress 2 line, the Sniper! Dominating a Soldier "Dominated, hippie, get a job!" "You better hope there's hacky-sack in Hell, hippie!" "You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!" "What's the matter, hippie? [Singing] Oh, say, can you see, that we lost the first game! Team Fortress 2 / Quotes - TV Tropes Follow Quotes / Team Fortress 2 Awesome AwesomeMusic Characters DrinkingGame FanficRecs FanWorks Fridge Funny Headscratchers Heartwarming Laconic NightmareFuel Pantheon Quotes ShoutOut TearJerker Trivia VideoGame WebAnimation Webcomic WMG YMMV VideoExamples More Create New open/close all folders Characters Jesus never lost! Soldier: This is my world. Scout: Yeah, why don't ya come over and say that to my face, tough guy? That's what I do. I have an eagle head right now.". [Sotto voce] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine", "I love the smell of a rank up in the morning! Voice Actor Rick May - Born in 1940. There's this little cookbook I've been seeing, and - hey, it's pretty nice. Man vs. Sentry? By me. ", "Merasmus! Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. Administrator: You failed! ", "Surrender now, maggots, and you will not be harmed! Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. You'll never hit my tiny head! [Speaking normally] You do. Hair get in your eyes?" "Get a haircut, hippie." "You're a disgrace to the uniform." Dominating a Pyro "I just tore you a new chimney, Smokey Joe!" ", "There is nothing unusual about this man's head! Medic: I healed the man who will kill you. Blutarch Mann: It is I, your employer, Blutarch Mann. "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.". [Cut to a BLU Pyro firing a blast of flame from its Flamethrower. Whatever he's praying to you for, I'll double it. Stop fighting! Go crazy nuts. Welcome to Hell! I will be the last man standing! men, here are the facts as i understand them. They begged us, "All gave some! Stop taking jobs from American ghosts! Quite complicated; pulled it out of the bag, as usual. [more laughter] No, I'm pulling your leg, there is no Heaven. The enemy has launched the rocket! To read. [to the mercenaries] I'm taking you to hell with me! The first pickaxe is called the Equalizer which deals below average damage at full health, but deals more damage as the Soldier gradually take damage, and when at death's door, deals extraordinary damage. ", "If there is one thing I hate more than losing, it is tying! 'Cause all I do is carry! C'mon make us both happy! Over and out! Since then, the two have declared themselves enemies, with Merasmus trying to get his revenge on the Soldier by any means necessary. Scout: [looking at an enemy with his melee weapon out] I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils! Spy, -Welcome to the Hero/Protagonist wiki! Got anything funny to say about that funny man? Ap-Sap: Let me tell you where I am right now: I am of the view of running away in the other direction. I'm almost to hell, you idiots! 'This is Scout! It also makes me irresistible to ladies. [whispering] Sorry, I love you guys. Hurry! I am on fire! At this juncture. Demoman: Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together - in hell! ], RED Scout: (Behind cover) "Sentry up there! The Soldier is well known for his spectacular rocket jump. ", "You can have this when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. Be the first to learn about new releases! A Team Fortress 2 (TF2) Sound Mod in the Soldier Voice category, submitted by The 14th Doctor Vinesauce Joel voice for Soldier [Team Fortress 2] [Sound Mods] Ads keep us online. ", "DOMINATED!" You are not welcome in my world. ", "Drop your bibs and make some gibs, maggots! ", "You are going down, you spell-casting maggot! [after killing a Heavy] I am owning you, you fat bald, fatty fat! [after killing a Heavy] I am owning you, you fat bald bastard! I am surprised at that. Heavy: [When the payload starts to roll backwards] Other team has cart! Later in 1968, the Soldier was hired into TF Industries., where he was assigned to one of two subsidiaries (RED or BLU respectively) as part of a longtime armed conflict between the two adversaries in what would become known as the "Gravel War"; this event is where much of Team Fortress 2 takes place. Medic: [dark voice] Redrum, redrum [normal voice] Red? Redmond Mann: Blutarch, we're family. I'm not up at night about it. 2023. Showing 1 - 15 of 209 comments. Like Robin Hood or something! Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Ap-Sap: [if the Spy dies while the Ap-Sap is out] You know what? Very clever! ", "Son, you are a disgrace to the afterlife. Did no one else hear that? ", "This is my rank up, there are many like it, but this one is mine! It's funny to me! [laughs maliciously] Who am I kidding? Team Fortress 2 - Soldier. ", "Bomb head! ", "You are scum! BLU team! [Quietly] "No offense, brain maggot. ", "This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia! Ha ha ha ha! "Dominated! Whether you are a fan or a casual observer, the memorable quotes from Team Fortress 2 are sure to bring a smile to your face. ], [The Soldier turns to the left and fires a Crit rocket at the Medic, gibbing him. Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Meet_the_Soldier&oldid=3067750, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls, The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the, Sun Tzu was an honorific title bestowed upon, The quote the Soldier recites at the beginning of the video is from chapter 10 of. Presto, you're dead! Soldier is talking to a line of people wearing helmets if fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight sun tzu said that and i d say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the ring of honor. The Medic's head falls off the gate. Soldier: .and then he beat the crap out of every single one." [The Soldier bangs the two grenades together repeatedly.] Voice responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a primary or melee weapon or the player has triggered something like being set on fire. Soldier, still have that stupid wizard for a roommate? ", "I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up! Its time to let loose the hounds of justice!, Im the best there is at what I do, and what I do isnt very nice., Faster than lightning, more powerful than a locomotive!, Maybe you shouldve stayed in bed today!, Im gonna show you what pain looks like!, Im gonna make you wish you were never born!, Im gonna give you a war you wont believe!, Im gonna carve my initials in your forehead!, Im gonna give you a one-way ticket to hell!, Im gonna give you a short, sharp shock!, Im gonna give you a face full of fist!, Im gonna give you a one-way trip to the moon!, Im gonna give you a one-way trip to the slammer!. Some gave more! Redmond Mann: Belay that order, RED team! Scout: [after killing a Sniper] You'll never hit me! ", "Got anything funny to say about that, funny man? But nobody got a prize but us! Oh, that guy, I could tell you some- You know what? They've got a job! Sorry! paywalls or sell mods - we never will. I'm going to trot into the forest and pick. By the official bird of Livi, Montana! Medic: [dominating a player on the other team] Would you like a second opinion? Beat that wizard, huh? Don't worry, boys! I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Without them, we wouldn't exist. Voice responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a primary or melee weapon or the player has triggered something like being set on fire. ", "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE'S A MAGGOT EATING MY BRAIN! Web. Sunshine's free, bullets are cheap, and everybody's got a head. ", "The best part of you ran down your motherboard. In memory of him, tell us your favorite Soldier quote. team-based first-person shooter multiplayer video game, fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness. Soldier: Time to inform your next of kin! [Sotto voce] "Boy, I have something I want to tell you about the Engineer. And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. They built a terrifying mansion from which to conduct their day business! ", "You better hope there's hacky-sack in Hell, hippie! "You're like the Cyclops of Greek myth; except you are Scottish. Now eat the floor and give me twenty! What do I need with it? Who stopped pushing the cart? [after destroying an Engineers dispenser, sentry, or teleporter] I broke your stupid crap, moron! ", "I will not tolerate failure on my team. This is a simple site designed to help you with that. Pretty nice, huh? However, there are no grenades strapped to his bandolier and he is usually seen holding and/or smoking his crack pipe with an demented expression on his face. two, my mane is lustrous and fragrant and catches the wind perfectly! And I am going to, "Everyone, please stand! Quotes.net. I've got your rent. From being scared! Never speak of this. Tough, durable and well-armed, he's versatile, capable on both offense and defense, and a great starter class to get familiar with the game. The Soldier, the game's resident patriot and pyromaniac, is known for his militaristic dialogue such as "Go for the eyes! Hold on. via RAGEPANDDEMOMAN. I've given you thick-skulled slugs one thing to do for a hundred years now: Shoot each other! Both are [dark] pretty good with it. [tearfully] I think I got a burning cinder in my eye or something. "What's that, brain maggot? ", "I will open up your chassis and use you all as a latrine! Unless you've broken your legs, in which case, don't jump around- that'll just make it worse! Again! You are an Englishman in a dress! ", [The Soldier bangs the two grenades together repeatedly. ", "Do not make me kill you again, Merasmus! [laughs] Feel free to steal everything that isn't nailed down. If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." ", "Merasmus! ", [Crickets chirp as the 'recruits' are revealed to be the gibbed heads of BLU team members perched on a gate, all wearing BLU Soldier helmets. Administrator: Alert! Ap-Sap: [the Spy places the Ap-Sap on an enemy Engineer's building] Well done! Okay. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Stop what you're doing! ", "Men, we are tied, and that is just another word for losing! The Soldier can also use one of two pickaxes as a substitute for his shovels. Pages being turned. Not wanting Mann Co. to fall into the hands of the former dictatorial CEO, the Soldier alongside the other mercenaries dealt with the new mecha engineers in combat, ultimately gaining the upper hand and forcing Gray Mann to surrender to Saxton Hale, thus ending the Robot War (though Hale was forced to hand ownership to Gray's daughter Olivia soon afterwards). Together with the Heavy and Miss Pauling, they infiltrate the base, where they witness the unveiling of Gray Mann's newest weapon to takeover Mann Co.: the Mecha Engineer. You're starving? In addition to ammunition this dad bod brute is capable of reaching great heights by jumping while firing a rocket at the ground. Logic . Scout: [after killing a Medic] Ooooh your gun shoots medicine! ", "Surrender now maggots and you will not be harmed!" ", "Your white flag does not stop American bullets. Tuck them into bed and kiss their asses on the forehead. ], [The Soldier then charges the final capture point in Granary with his Shotgun and kills a Demoman, who fires at him but misses. Much. Scout: Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! And even then, good luck! 140 notes Aug 22nd, 2022. Cmon make us both happy. You are also ugly! "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." 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