It really is pathetic. Damn, drunk and you charge with a firearm. Yeah, look, man, I'm gonna leave you for the ambulance, a'ight? Divert immediately! I am just being friendly! Code brown. Yeah, I said, FUCK YOU! More like 'city of death'! Oops. They have to visit the Smoking Room and pick the "Smoke Special Strain" option here. Stop! Give me a smile, baby! Did you at least get to fuck a Latina bitch or some busted ass dog smellin white bitch? No! Appearance(s) You're insured! This is the Harbour Patrol! Because of Lamar's actions, Gerald gets arrested by the police, and loses trust with the Families and has to make amends. (when buying an item from the shop), I think you made the right decision! This is air support, we have a visual on the suspect. ("Peace be with you" in. Log in or sign up for Facebook to connect with friends, family and people you know. The guy before you had a naked picture of his mom, done on his arm! You're about as alternative as a dog turd! All I need's a little love in the dark.. In this category you have all sound effects, voices and sound clips to play, download and share. You can learn a lot from me! Franklin leaves with Devin, and Lamar discusses the possibility of working together. When playing as Lamar, the background of his interaction menu features marijuana leaves similar to those of Franklin's, albeit larger. Come on, kill me! I mean his line "Maybe if you got rid of that ole yeeyee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick " is one of the best lines in video game history. You will not get away! Good to see you! Alright cool, man! I hate how Rockstar games did him dirty. Slink Johnson (Lamar) and Shawn Fonteno (Franklin) reprise their roles for the GTA 5 scene where Lamar roasts Franklin's dog-ass/yee-yee ass . (Indian clerks, during a robbery in online mode), I'm doing my best! Now where are my glasses? The greatest country on Earth doesn't take kindly to criminal scum. (on the megaphone), Goddammit! PORK CHOP! Try getting up after one of my haymakers! Ai puta madre, I havent been touched in years! I missed you. Good to see you! Play Lamar Davis saying nigga for 40 seconds by Mando* on desktop and mobile. Initially, they assume that the smell is coming from someone else smoking nearby and that the entire city has the smell, but they eventually realise that it is their own van burning. Lamar and Franklin both went to Davis High School when they were teenagers, eventually, the two became involved with . Nice name badge! Lamar Roasts Franklin - A cutscene in the 2013 action-adventure video game Grand Theft Auto V where Lamar Davis, portrayed by comedian Slink Johnson, berates Franklin Clinton, portrayed by actor and former rapper Shawn Fonteno, for Franklin's haircut, ending in Lamar uttering the word "nigga" in a condescending, sing-song voice and giving . DID YA EAT IT?! We already exposed in a feature earlier this week where attorney Michael DuBos lambasted the living daylights out of him. (Chinese clerks, after buying something), Ah, there you go! For some it's junk but for you is CHEEEESE CAKE! (Indian clerks, if the player enters a previously robbed store in story mode), You again?! Lamar, furious with the outcome, walks away with the mission ending. Thats Shawn Fonteno (Grow House) as Franklin and Slink Johnson (Black Jesus) rolling right back into character. (during a private dance), Just one more dance? How are you doing today? (when entering the store), Hi there! (Indian clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode), Okay, don't hurt me! fighting games grand theft auto gta aggressive. Adolescence hasn't been so kind to you, has it? (Chinese clerks, after being robbed in story mode), What you want now?! (When entering the store as Trevor), Here's a man I trust with firearms! (when buying ammo), These are what I like to call statement weapons! You don't wanna miss and make me come after you! You should receive an email in a few minutes when it is completed. N----, I'm on n----! They some pussy-ass bitches. CHARACTER (Spanish clerks, when entering the store with a wanted level), Dios Mio! Jimmy's own brand of weed, however Lamar is annoyed at seeing this as he obviously wanted to spread his own brand name. Give me a break, Uncle T. You're as bad as my dad. I don't give a fuck what it is. I will give you money! (during a private dance), You're making me so hot! It was awhile ago and I was young and dumb and thought I could get a degree in computer engineering in 6 months and when I graduate I would get easy gainful employment from their hiring specialist. American When Franklin learns of this, he contacts Trevor and Michael to help rescue him. Stop that vehicle right now! Very, very nasty. (Spanish clerks, when the protagonist has brandished a weapon in story mode), You don't belong back there! I will take care of you! Grand Theft Auto V:Micro SMGPistolAssault RifleSMGPump ShotgunGrand Theft Auto Online:Combat Pistol[2]Mini SMG [2]Assault Rifle [3]Switchblade [2]Player's choice [2] You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. A prime example of Lamar blindly trusting anyone offering him money and not being very smart is accepting a deal with D, the Balla he previously tried to kidnap. (when buying an item from the shop), Welcome to the most exciting store in San Andreas. Crazy! (pointing weapon), Open the register, now! Let's go private and you can tell me how pretty I am. (if you refuse to stop the vehicle when being told), You're starting to piss me off! (if Michael Angry). (Indian clerks, while shoplifting), No stealing! (pointing weapon), Give me all the cash you got, now! He is also one of the two playable characters, along with Franklin, of the Short Trips mission series and the Double Down Adversary Modes, included as part of The Contract update. (if the player refuses to stop the vehicle and keeps driving), LSPD asshole! Restart Lamar's Missions from the beginning. Would you look at that, you made me take out my gun.. You are finished, dickhead! Pull over immediately! Nothing is up with me, Michael, everything is pretty down. (when threatened with a gun), That firearm was made in Pakistan, it might backfire. (to Franklin only), Ey, that's my boy Frank, ey! Warning: This soundboard may contain objectionable content, and is Not Safe For Work (NSFW). Voiced by I lost ~$7000. I got Apache blood in me, n----! This is air support, we have him heading east. A Grand Theft Auto V Soundboard with LAMAR containing insults, women,robbery, and much more. (when asking Franklin for a private dance), Hey Mike! FOR FUCK'S SAKE, make some changes! I don't have any more! Warning includes adult language. When Franklin and Lamar checks out on their partners however, they become so high that they "experienced an out-of-body experience". That was a coyote, that was definitely a coyote. His help consisted of only "check your book". Stop the car! (Chinese clerks, refusing to comply with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode), No! (when greeting the player, only during taking home events), Let's go back to my place after this. Listen, I want to speak- Hello? (after the protagonist agrees to have a private dance). However, both of them started bickering as soon as the truck started moving, alerting the driver of a hit and this engaged the entire Vagos hitsquad to shoot at both Franklin and Lamar along the road till they reached an alleyway opposite the Oriental Theater. Read More . (offering the protagonist a private dance), You want a private dance right? Come with me to the back. To begin playing the Short Trips co-op missions, they must go to Record A Studios. Mature (5) Explicit (1) Include Warnings . Only an idiot joins the cops! We go out in a blaze! Hey! Reporting 1183! Well she can't take away Voicy from you.So welcome to the Lamar Davis from GTA V soundboard. Suspect is down, I repeat; suspect is down! 27. (If the other Faggio rider dies within Trevor's sight). (Chinese clerks, while shoplifting), This shop is popular with cops! Oh, piss off. This is the LSPD. But I bet you're probably used to looking ridiculous. After the race, Lamar takes the player to meet Gerald, where he assigns a job. (pointing weapon), Okay, I'm going to need all your money! Don't shoot! (Spanish clerks, while being intimidated), I've got nothing more to give! We got one hurt, bad! Before Franklin is about to smoke, Lamar refers to Tanisha getting annoyed if he gets high, implying that they are married. (when causing trouble inside the store). Which one you want, nigga? Driver! Never a care in the realm for all the hard-working, well-educated, English speaking locals. There! Cammy White Sounds: X-Men Vs. Street Fighter, Foot Gunner Ninja Sounds: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Happy Birthday Caller Sounds: Silent Hill 3, Snowtrooper Sounds: Star Wars Jedi Knight - Jedi Academy, Mario Sounds: Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Winter Games, Sabertooth Sounds: X-Men Vs. Street Fighter, Sentinel Sounds: X-Men - Children Of The Atom, Iceman Sounds: X-Men - Children Of The Atom, Captain America Sounds: Marvel Super Heroes, Porky Minch Sounds: Super Smash Bros. Brawl. If Trevor sends a photo of an animal he just hunted to Lamar, Lamar will reply by telling Trevor that he "only smokes homies with two legs!". GTA 5 - Best of Lamar Davis | Lamar Davis Quotes Compilation - YouTube 0:00 / 9:44 Sign in to confirm your age This video may be inappropriate for some users. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Wonderful, and my tax dollars hard at work! It's a brand new dawn for the leaf, man. Lamar Davis. Lamar Davis was 6-1 (185 cm) tall. This is the LSPD! (Indian clerks, when entering), Hello, you are my first customer. Whether you love his one-liners or just enjoy hearing his voice, our Lamar Davis soundboard is the perfect way to keep his dialogue at your fingertips. I've met tougher boy scouts. (when suggesting a private dance to the protagonist), You know you want a private dance from me Trevor. He instantly tries to promote his product to Dre, in which Dre is uninterested, with much annoyance telling Lamar to stop, with Franklin also butting in to tell Lamar they have more important things to handle. (when taking her home), I know you want it! Okay! Remember that. You dont want to carpool with me! Threatening a law enforcement officer, will obviously give the player a one star. Attention aircraft, this airspace is prohibited. Dispatch, this animal's behind the wheel! Male I'm kinda like a superhero for cannabis, ni**a, kind of like, Impotent Rage you know the one who can't you know who I'm talking about What that shit do? I am watching you, thief! I'm interested in a remortgage. (fighting OC Balla), Bitch-ass ni**a. (Chinese clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode), Okay! Everything I "learned" in 6 months can be done within a couple of weeks on youtube, and that's being generous. during the firefight in, When hanging out with him, Lamar will not draw a weapon when the player does. What are you looking at you old turd? Uh huh?! (hostile insulting Davis Neighborhood Families), What kind of dressing do you like on your knuckle sandwich, 'cause I'm about to serve you up "nice"?! I mean whatever. I need you more than I want to. Having a really bad menstrual cycle. Get the hell out of my store! Clear this area! Lamar Davis Fool booty-ass n----, you's a hook, I'll beat your bitch-ass! I mean, LARGE. 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