Unless your all in on some big freaking messed up roleplay! If she tries to escape, she is chased. The second case is that of psychologist Frank Beach and his research on beagles in the '80s. Delhi Gang-rape Case: Congolese woman gang-raped in Delhi. Dr John C Lilly, the mad scientist behind the experiment, confidently predicted that the dolphin would be able to mimic human speech "within a decade or two". After the experiment came to an end, Peter reportedly became so miserable that he lost the will to live and refused to breathe, sinking to the bottom of his tank in a case widely claimed to be an act of "suicide". Do you have any ideas how I can keep my son from joining one of these gangs? The dolphin -- who has been nicknamed "Stinky the Loner Dolphin" -- has one purpose in mind: "Getting busy" with scuba divers. ", "Washington City Paper has made me feel like I am part of the D.C. anyone with a brain would see that this story is made up lol otherwise it wouldve been in the news and papers and there is no trace of it on google and stating the obvious that photo is FAKE!! Last month, a randy study postulated that sea snakes attack people because they are highly aroused.. Authorities will continue the search for Halerfan until Wednesday, stating, We believe this to be a reasonable time frame, if she were not killed in the attack it still means she will have been in open water without any sort of flotation device for more than 6 days and the likelihood of survival at that point is not possible.. Australian tourist, Karl Jurg, captured a horrifying event while vacationing in Florida. While these behaviors are disturbing to us, they aren't classified as "rape." But a worse case was recounted by Galdikas herself. There is no real estimate of how many deaths are the result of dolphin rape each year as many of these occur in open water where there are few eyewitnesses if any. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Thanks for contacting us. But dolphins do get sexually aroused, and their sexual apparatus is such that rape cant be ruled out solely on grounds of mechanical impossibility. wow, i cant believe that there are people on earth this stupid! So, what the hell kind of site is this anyway, toast mater. One press account says the two had interspecies intercourse, which I gather means he rubbed himself on her. All articles contained within EMToast are fiction. I was fine reading the comments. Shameful video! Katheryn Wise, of the World Animal Protection charity, added that lone dolphins may attempt to create social bonds by approaching humans. This is an animal that could kill you in two seconds if it wanted to.". Now I have to raise it, seeing in my babys eyes and his fins, that monster that took me. What did you think emtoast meant? City Desk lol raped by dolphins. Brenner, whos also admitted to sexual relations with a dog, says it was Dollys idea. They can even match others' movements down to their breathing patterns. If you think that it's important to have high quality local reporting we hope you'll support our work with a monthly contribution. Just like the apes and the bonobos, dolphins have a very liberal sexual attitude. If you feel a fin on your leg in the middle of the night, RUN! For this reason, they can become sexually aggressive towards humans. It was just easier to incorporate that and let it happen." Bosses at the "ethical" centre blamed bad sea conditions for causing the dolphins to become "distressed". But forced copulation, beyond a doubt. It is safe to say that Margaret Howe Lovatt will from here on out be known as the woman who had sex with a dolphin. Finally we have writer Malcolm Brenner, who claims to have had, back in the 70s, a six-month affair with a dolphin named Dolly. I know. Because you just accused somebody of being a freaking Dolphin! Earth will be better off without you faggots! But, in case youre not, dont you think this would be mentioned somewhere if it were real? They have natural predator instincts, and, much like humans do, have a normal tendency of mating, because it was, and still is, and instinct to them! Just playing along for the sake of argument. Animals That Trick Partners into Doing It, video footage from the Monterey Bay Aquarium. Peter the Dolphin was just 6 years old when he fell in love with a human. No, dolphins do not eat people. Yet, in some instances, dolphins just like to play or show off to other dolphins. . Rogue male dolphins out to rape swimmers. Good lord!! "Woman waxes poetic about giving precious, sensual hand-jobs to a dolphin." The 23-year-old research assistant took part in a NASA-funded study designed to teach dolphins to understand and even mimic human speech. Initially, "she became more and more aggressive," said Brenner, who lives in Punta Gorda, Fla. "She would thrust herself against me.". 2. (we call them slongs btw, but i like how ur name roles off the tongue). Now you know the sad, horrible and wicked truth about Mr. EMToast. They are animals! You see dolphins have a prehensile penis, it is full of powerful muscles and they can wrap it around objects, such as a human wrist, ankle, neck, or waist. How else do you think semen samples are collected? the photographer probably wanted a million dollars for the picture, just like if he had a picture of bigfoot, hes not going to give it out to just anybody! 2023 NYP Holdings, Inc. All Rights Reserved, Aggressive swimmers accused of harassing dolphins off Hawaii coast, 8 dolphins die after theyre stranded on Jersey Shore, 6th dead dolphin washes up in under a month at New Jersey marina, I fought for my life after a dolphin nearly gnawed my foot off. Do Dolphins Bite? However, video footage from the Monterey Bay Aquarium shows a group of about 1,000 dolphins hunting simultaneously. We can't deny just how adorable dolphins are- they are magnificent creatures, and capable of doing great things. 0:56. The mother kept trying to push the calf back to the shore, but male dolphins continued to push it down. In 2019, a few captive bottlenose dolphins attacked a ten-year-old girl Lexi Yeo after she went on a bottlenose dolphin swim experience in Cancun, Mexico. Im seriously not sure whats true anymore. journalism. The Disturbing Trend of Low Moral Fiber Breakfasts! Dont hate him for loving toast. It's also common for male bottlenose dolphins to form short-term sexual relationships with one another, with some of them mating with their gay partner for life. ! Otherwise, I may get bored & have incestuous sex with my dolphin son. 23. 220. Burton placed the primates in dog harnesses and cat collars to restrict their movement. Marine biologists have known that dolphins are very sexual creatures for a long time. Research by Dr Mark Griffiths, of Nottingham Trent University, found that a small number of 'delphinophilians' - humans . White bread is whack! Galdikas thinks the cook, though shaken, may have viewed the incident as an animal attack, not a sexual assault, and of course pregnancy wasnt a possibility. Whoops! Youre not that wholesome?? . The . Terms & Conditions In past experience with cases of dolphin kidnapping and sexual assault the victims are usually never found.. In 1994, a male dolphin Tiao which was known to be friendly towards women swimmers attacked two men in the sea off Sao Paulo,Brazi, after apparently seeing them as romantic competitors. look at the way the girl was grabbing the dolphin. There was an error and we couldn't process your subscription. Scientists have long suspected the cetaceans coordinate their actions through vocal cues. even though this site provides a great deal of news I dont think they have a budget at as large as say fox news to be able to buy the actual photo. 3. Scientists have nicknamed this massive gathering "a superpod." Image: Youtube / BBC) She explained: "Peter, Pamela . Margaret could rationalize it, but when she left, could Peter? Williamson said. "The dolphin who loved me." But that doesnt mean a) they rape humans; or b) they have 20 foot long penises which they wrap around a persons leg (LOL); or c) have rape caves that they drag their victims down to; or d) well, I dont know what (d) is; but Im sure its something. It happened to me. I hope I can keep him from the ways of his father. You could tell the adults knew something was wrong.". So, while these facts might ruin your innocentassumptionsabout dolphins, it's important to remember that they're not "evil" in any way. I go back and forth. 0:38. Have a heart! Although Valerie tried to quickly swim away, Dusty rammed her with her snout. 00:36 - Has a dolphin ever eaten. 0:56. Marine biologists have previously identified dolphins as "very sexual creatures." In a study of more than 120 bottlenose dolphins in western Australia, researchers from the University of Massachusetts found that male dolphins "engage in extensive bisexuality, combined with periods of exclusive homosexuality." Margaret formed a close bond with Peter the dolphin (. Also, boku should be beaucoup. Its French for much or a lot of., Holy Crap Lois, the commentary is so much better than the actual story . Lahore Gang rape criminals not raped that girl but also forced her for dancing nude!! Elephant semen is collected with the help ofa hand shoved up their rearto stimulate their prostate. We tracked one of the decoys to an underwater cave where it had been repeatedly raped and torn apart by the dolphins. Please read the disclaimer for this site: DISCLAIMER: Albert. When you deny stories like this, you invalidate what had been done to me at the hands of an evil dolphin gang. If he is real why dont you show proof? Its like 1975 again and I just saw Jaws. Sexual acts between dolphins and humans isn't anything new. Malcolm Brenner, 60, author of "Wet Goddess," a 2011 book about a man's nine-month sexual relationship with a dolphin, claims it's based on a real-life love affair with a dolphin named Dolly back in 1970, when he was in his early 20s. Reproduction of material from any Salon pages without written permission is strictly prohibited. show me a picture of him, bitch. The fact remains that dolphins can be sexually aggressive and have been known to go after humans, creating a risk of injury or drowning. "It's like being with a tiger or a bear. But no matter how much we butter him up and tell him hes better than that, our words just dont cut it! He had some incidents with the little girls at preschool, but is now institutionalized for a bit to learn some things about humans- I found a really great place that focuses completely on half dolphin/human mixes. This is called polygynandry and it helps ensure that her offspring . Generally, penises have been far more in the spotlight than vaginas for a long time. "Please be prudent people and get out of the water when you see him. Thanks for causing a great amount of fear for no reason at all. It's like the Noah's Ark of human-animal hand jobs. what if you had been violated by dolphins, where would you turn to in your time of need if these faggots as you call them were not here for you. There are two major published examples. She was reportedly rushed to hospital in an ambulance following the shocking incident. Howe and Peters star-crossed love story is the focus of a new BBC documentary, The Girl Who Talked to Dolphins, set to air next week, according to the Daily Mail. Dolphins don't have sex for fun like humans do - they only mate when the female is ready to reproduce. I knew it! Page Three So influential http://www.ibtimes.com/dolphin-rape-cave-sparks-sva-student-backlash-school-organizes-forum-resists-censorship-1683036, Totally debunked 13 years later in 2022 https://emtoast.com/?p=8272. Thats stupid why things happen in life that no one can exlplain but laughing about it is one thing that doesnt help anything. No, and the distinction isnt hairsplitting. P.S ToastMaster, i cant believe you chose a username called victim and you are roleplaying with that? YES! Polar bears adorable nibble at fruit snacks placed on a Christmas tree at Hanover Zoo in Hanover, Germany. Swiftly the creature poked her nose out of the open door. Dolphins are acknowledged as one of only a few species, including humans to have an interest in recreational sex. But, most of all, be vigilant. Male giraffes know how to flirt, first . . Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window). "The woman who lived in sin with a dolphin." How else would he exist? It may be the thing that saved you. Howe was supposed to spend 10 weeks teaching Peter English words, but Peter was more focused on getting to know his teacher in a different way. trying to turn the tides in your favor! How did you escape the dolphin rape cave?? In April 2022, a 23-year-old dolphin that had spent his entire life in captivity attempted to drown his female trainer. Some divers whose only encounters with dolphins come from movies like "A Dolphin Tale" or TV shows like "Flipper" may not be expecting to run into sexually predatory porpoises. And their penises are not magically prehensile (that's another myth), so they don't have a way to "get it in" against your will. And yes, it is possible for other animals to rape you, but its IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO HAVE A HALF ANIMAL HALF HUMAN BABY!!!!!! 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